What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 00:58
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Then came..
You May Want To Think Twice Before You Eat Bagged Lettuce - HuffPost
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
No go.
Just Forget it!
Why do some guys treat girls so badly?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds